“I shall get the laundry for your majesty in 15 minutes.” Wouldn’t it be nice for someone to say that to you? Well, my phone does. Every Sunday afternoon. Over the past few months, I’ve been putting together a chores automation system to automate or outsource some of my most painful and time-consuming household tasks. I’m sharing this with you to give you ideas on how to spend less time on the drudgery and more time on the important things in your life—like, you know, watching Better Call Saul or Mr. Robot.